. . . a little like “lions and tigers and bears, oh my!”.

I have always felt that one should give back to one’s community in some way or another. Through most of my adult life, I have “belonged” to some organization or other that fostered a sense of community; PTA. Sunday School. Newcomers Club – which our Katy couldn’t pronounce and called the Cucumber Club. I’ve been a Voter’s Registrar and I’ve helped those in need through community agencies. I’ve even run for elected office. Good citizenship begins near home.
I’m still involved in activities in the community we used to live in, and gladly do so, but, the time finally came when I felt that I really needed to do something, no matter how small, in the community we live in now.
Right about the time this little pang came about, in the winter of 2012, I noticed a blurb in our community newsletter looking for citizens to serve on the city’s beautification committee. Right up my green thumb, it was, squirming in like a worm just when I needed the prod. Gardening. Trees. Beauty. Maybe a few hours a month.
I filled out the form, drove to city hall, handed it to the clerk and and felt good about volunteering.
I waited, and waited, and finally forgot I was waiting when a phone call came; a pleasant sounding man from the city who said they were very interested in having me on the beautification committee. Next step? A background check. I just needed to call the deputy police chief to arrange to be fingerprinted.
Fingerprinted?
I set up the appointment for an April afternoon and went in to the police station, where I was eyed with caution. I said I was there to be printed and was instructed to take a seat.
After a time, Mr. Officer Friendly came up to me, rather sternly, with his bright badge and all. He asked me what I had done. Sigh. I explained the committee I was asked to serve on and he looked at me, oddly.
Soon, a female officer came out, lead me to a little room, wiped my fingertips with some sort of “stuff”, and started taking my prints. We talked a bit as she registered all ten digits. A felon came in and out. I’m sure he was felonious as he handcuffs on. The nice officer took more prints and fretted some, saying it was hard getting good images of my fingers on the scanner, then, off I went.
A month passed. Another. Then few weeks, when I got a call from Mr. Officer Friendly, apologizing. It seems my prints were rejected. Rejected? My prints were rejected! Could I come in again? Soon? Well, it happened I was heading that way, so, in I went, a printless citizen.
They were waiting for me, I’m sure of it, for I was briskly escorted into “the room” and the process started all over again, only this time a male officer took my paw, er fingerprints, asking me why I needed to do this. I said I was a tree hugger and it appeared that tree huggers need to be printed to beautify their city. We chuckled a bit. I asked if the elected officials had their prints taken. Of course not.
My prints were vague, without the typical grooves and ridges. Bald fingertips, it seems. It was concluded that I just had planted the prints right off of my fingers. Just in case I was a hardened criminal and not the tree hugger I claimed to be, they took a mug shot as well. Turn left. Turn right. Look straight ahead, Ma’am. Actually, the mug shot was much nicer than the one on my driver’s license.
Do you want to know what happened next?
I’ll tell you tomorrow.